(Serious reminder: beauty who has stomach problems and special care of my readers, you must not read this article, please leave immediately hh ^ _ ^)
the end of the last century, when Europe and the United States carried out a number of competitions, invited the public to vote for the greatest invention of the 20th century. The results you would never have guessed, neither bomb nor the Internet, even the universal values of democracy and has fallen off, the number one toilet turned out to be mm.
beginning Aliens spoof thought, puzzled, until the hard one to sit on the toilet, only small, each year more than once heard someone in the weakness tired legs on the toilet, or accidentally, fell into the pond alive mm drowned in excrement? I have always thought that was Xiusi's. Really, I do not lie to you, do not believe, you go to try squatting on a large septic tank university graduates to work in Beijing after the first time admitted to a flush toilet in the house, this stuff is almost love at first sight, and since then every day can not be separated, and estimated that if they die before the disease was confined to bed, then do not , will grow old with her. Of course, I am fond of is their own toilet, comfortable share share share pleasant quiet romantic hh you do not share the article from my taste you feel special?
However, due to run all over the world, can not own toilet carrying it, so I and around the world have formed a toilet and a section of the Romance, most certainly is many years of experience running rivers and lakes, to sum up in China and around the world travel the world in the toilet when they met with the two situations hh
ah, could not resist, and ask where the toilet ah? hh Thank you, and you door access to the airport, restaurants, shopping malls or public places, toilets, open a small door hh
the first case: an odor nostrils, you almost want to fled, barren hills and remote places to find a place resolved, but in critical condition, waits for no man, you have to hold your breath sufferance of his left hand over his nose, his right hand to press the flush toilet flush button, but more of your body feel heavy, but you can not sit down, you have to hold back. So, you tear off a large section out of their own toilet paper or carry disinfectant wipes, with two fingers grip the toilet seat, gently down, and then you start to work methodically, bit by bit you come back and scrub the toilet ring, then there must be a lot of water droplets mm above Thank God, I hope that is drop ah. Sometimes there are shoe prints on the toilet ring, you have to rub hard, After scrubbing, flush you again, and then ring in the toilet with toilet paper on the pad, and then you sit down carefully and slowly hh attention must be careful, you can not determine whether the body of the toilet is still healthy, if you can not withstand the pressure , it is a big deal of the hh and then you finally sigh of relief, then more gas hh loose for easy, if you are a highly educated or very moral person, you will easily press the red water button, and then leave hh
ass shot is my second to Hong Kong and later to Europe and Australia and other countries abroad come across. just out of contrast is particularly evident when, even some not used to open the door that door hh It was like Yang glowing like a toilet roll in place so slim there, a pathetic poor there or be square look, just give people the feeling of Brief Encounter, so you hh sit down after the surprise, even forget to flush, do not be clean again, ah, but too late, and good fire in a look, almost without exception, the clean, simply do not have access habitually washed once water is too clean, you forget that when an obligation to the toilet cleaners hh sit next to such a sharp contrast before and after the post down after thinking before you think, this is not a hotel toilet ah, it seems there is no clean Public ah, and, abroad too expensive cleaners, where these public toilets are so many cleaners can afford it?
However, just come in here, so clean when found, it seems like just been cleaned, how to go back do? However, squatting a few times, I soon discovered the problem, the problem is next door to the toilet eavesdropping and observing the movement of foreigners on the come. looks come in no way to get me a toilet, but After they are finished using the flush, I found that they did not immediately leave, but heard the sound of toilet paper wipe. then hear a flush. then I will know, the original, I pushed open the door to see such a clean The toilet is a user on the wipe-off hh
Well, I finished the legendary arena, and if you feel upset stomach, I'm sorry, but good to begin with, I have warned you. I can understanding, support and opposition to some of my readers will say that this time, ah, old Yang first have to seize upon this opportunity, how to use the toilet between China and Spain use to compare the quality of the people, civilized and democratic countries and non-civilized people really unselfish hh I pulled mm
how to say you? I'm talking about, but over the Internet, the atomic bomb and the invention of democracy and freedom is more important toilet ah, you can not to forget about democracy and freedom? you wander civilization, cultural and ethical differences , I can understand, but my personal feelings made me think that this really is not necessary exaggeration, because this is just a simple IQ problems. If you do not mind, I have a few more wordy. < br> First, whether in China or in a foreign country, you go to public toilets to the benefit, you will be cleaning the toilet (especially take turns). Please note that I have just mentioned two cases, mostly in the first case in China the mainland, will be washed before you sit down and waste, especially the toilet seat and the back of the , but up and left before. two cleaning is almost exactly the same amount of labor, the only difference is: In China, you as you clean the manure; in a foreign country, you wash your stains left behind.
s Second, cleaning other people's feces, you are doing good deeds, than the current released from Comrade Lei Feng's story is also moving (Lei Feng did not help so many people do not know Well cleaned the toilet), but you do good attitude into a problem because You have to cover your nose with disgust, even before the swearing in mind was a user: Damn, what to eat, so smelly ah, you die ah! the second case, a user has for you before cleaning well he used the toilet, you ease of use, the use of cleaning yourself after you have used, and then, feeling completely different, because your whole body relaxed, and, you know, their stains are always so no one else hh ^ _ ^
bad third, and now we come to sum up. When you walk into a Chinese mainland next to the toilet smelling odor, or sitting in a clean toilet in Australia, you are likely to come this conclusion: and selfish compared with the Chinese, foreigners everywhere high quality benefit of others, really ashamed yeah hh if you think so, I'll laugh at you ignorant. because in my opinion, on the contrary Foreigners are selfish, they ; London ensure that they can go home and use the toilet every time it), he needs to have a full stomach bent cleaning up he does not know someone very Stink stool hh
this regard that the Chinese people to be selfless much, you just spent time public toilets, you can learn in the unit of self-praise, saying: I am a good example to learn from Lei Feng, once cleaned countless fellow of the stool, toilet cleaning duty done; you can go without opportunities in front of compatriots abroad are proud to shout: In China, I wipe the toilet for the people; in a foreign country, foreigner for me to wash the toilet, yeah mm
So I say, China and Australian treatment of the different approaches the toilet, and cultural , civilization, race and religion have no association, please do not link individual morality, because it is hard to explain such a phenomenon: the Chinese do not even private morality like to clean up feces left by others, for this purpose his stool at the left to others?
unless sexual perversion, where it makes sense ah, the only explanation is: only mentally to do that. So I said, this is a problem of intelligence. After this analysis I I think we all have to admit this fact: everyone like a dragon, and a little cleverness, when the Chinese people together, not only will become a worm, and it will be too hard to tell who the low IQ more unpleasant kind of worm excrement hh
sorry, how, and flush toilets linked to a person becomes vulgar? I was a little bar of civilization. In fact, civilized argument there, but also conventional, that Today is the Chinese people to engage together to form a In fact, people do strange hurt each other, most certainly had a strong smell of feces.
and Australia and other Western countries, almost every person to do the same job, they formed a ;, the difference is so great, why not? examples from the toilet, I can not tell you how all civilizations, ethnic, moral and religious reasons, right? in the toilet incident, the only difference is that Chinese and foreign people before and after going to the toilet flush toilets, this is only an insignificant conventional rules, but it makes you feel stomach pain hh
these years, we have seen the difference between developed countries, but did not see to hope. Some people die to live, and feel hopeless, in fact, this problem is easily figured out, sit on the toilet to want to understand: the difference between us and them is the provisions of rules of the game and system is different hh < br> Well, if you suddenly can not understand what I'm saying, go, go to the toilet to take a while hh ^ _ ^ ^ _ ^
Heng Yang 2010-01-13
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