1. Mr. Wang bought a turtle on business, not to take on the plane. He Jizhongshengzhi, the turtle into the crotch on the plane. Fear of turtles suffocate and then firmly secured to unlock the zippers to the turtle's head was released from the edge of the flight attendants had been twisted head to see. Wang said: look, see what to see. Not seen? Stewardess blush and say, this thing I've seen, but eye as you really this long is the first time see!
2. to do a report on the mayor to wear shorts, mentioned excited, put one foot on the table, little brother accidentally exposed, following an uproar, he thought it was all impatient, said, :
see the doctor, the young doctor said to her professional manner:
doctor and to urge her, but nothing happened. Doctors said impatiently: ; 4. a student to visit relatives back home in America boast: U.S. factories advanced technology, from the get go, the introduction to the sausages. Reflected in its xenophilia very angry father, and said: I told your mother more, and pushed into the sausage, it is the pigs!
5. The two women in the countryside drink, drink the day has dawn. On the way back, they in urgent unbearable, so hard with
scalp into a roadside cemetery. Because did not bring toilet paper, the first woman took off his underwear rubbed, and throw away
the underwear. A second woman found next to a wreath, then wiped his tear elegiac couplet.
home not long after the two women, their husbands will exchange calls. above reads: 'I will never forget you'
6. junior, a boy would like to copy a girl's job, for fear others do not agree must take her out of the classroom and turned over people's bags, the results turned out a sanitary napkin, he was surprised and said: Ah, a big Band-Aid!
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