Last month one of my children to my buddy borrowed 4000 dollars, that to do a plastic surgery, the results did not know now what he looks like he turned into a, Oh4000 block.
31. robbery Notes: Bank staff only know Spanish, please be patient when you are robbed, it is best to carry a translation, thank you!
32. you blind ah? You can not see such a big shield, but why should throw stones at my head!
33. I think I should go to lose weight, and the last to donate blood, actually out of a hundred milliliters of lard.
34. Tourist: Master, what side of the grass house is toilet? Monk: In addition to that between the grass house, the rest of the place is the toilet.
35. hair to go without a trace, dandruff more outstanding!
36. stool with urine is a good man, stool one day, killed by a car crossing the street, urinate said: I want to stool ah ...
37. Yesterday I signed up for a weight classes, they want me to wear loose clothing during training, outrageous? If there is loose fitting clothes, then why do I have to sign up?
38. My wife and I have not spoken for 18 months, I have not had a chance to interrupt her.
39. thief A: Number robbed a total of how much today? Thief B: No, tomorrow and read the newspapers to know.
40. points higher, farther urine
41. go its own way, let others go a taxi.
42. to wear someone else's shoes, go its own way, let them go look.
43. One night, a young woman through a mental hospital when he suddenly heard behind the Woman turned and saw a naked man is chasing her to. Scared woman started to run, behind the man in hot pursuit. Well, the front is a dead end, women's despair, kneeling on the floor crying and pleaded: started chasing me. Silence, horror! ! ! Cold ~ ~ ~
45. Tiger fat cat, you when I was dying it!
46. our hostel to go pee a man drunk and then brought out a cold words: urinary drank too much wine on the particularly high.
47. and my sister went to Li Ning shoes, my sister an opening: The. Just my aunt to go to the bathroom. She hastened to greet the guests, said: the table got up and shouted: You talking nonsense, I am not not stupid! I spit you look dog feces
50. Childhood ice cream popsicles are generally selling his bicycle, and once, listening to an aunt in the room shouted: New to the ice, warming the. (Estimated aunt used to be selling cakes fried fritters)
51. My colleague dispute with others, worry about the mouth to the sentence The. marijuana, when a small rabbit came from afar to see it all, came to say: fox fox, how can you smoke marijuana do good for his health, and see how fresh the air ah, come run with me it. fox think about also, so he and running with a small rabbit, Paozhepaozhe, they saw an elephant is heroin, a small rabbit that ran past the elephant: Elephant Elephant ah, why do you do drugs to see how the fresh air, with me running it. elephants want also to a two-run with them. Paozhepaozhao, saw the lion roll up their sleeves, was about to inject heroin, far in front of a small rabbit Lions call: lion lion ah, drug abuse is not good for the body to see how fresh air and running with it ... I saw the lion rushed down the syringe, the little rabbit Kuangbian the meal, the elephant gingerly on the Lions wrote: Why do you play a small rabbit, ah, he did not want to hurt us more than the body good! Lion said: Since the rabbit after eating ecstasy, to let me go with him every day, run!
54. summer, a giraffe met a rabbit, she is very proud to show off her rabbit's neck: ah, little rabbit,UGG boots, you know there is a long neck and more right? You know, those highest at how tender and sweet leaf? You know that summer drink to you? fresh water slowly through the neck, the rabbit looked at her, saying only: .
56. Once there was a cotton candy for a long time to play the ball, he said: tired ah, I think I have soft down the whole person.
57. past There are two snowman, a snowman said: I'm so cold, and the other said: I was cold, and the other said: That the two of us embrace it, and then they both hold together. you guess how the later ? then they die of cold.
58. even a kid to eat is not honest, a farmer to educate me and said: 2060 hard Yeah, no food, never pull out of the booger throw
59. There is rich looking servant, is the subject of the interview to the toilet, not after the first few on hand came out, the rich sent away so the only one they washed their hands, Regal then left him. But one day,UGG shoes, but found he did not wash their hands Regal came out, Regal asked him why? servant replied: A man saw a store on sale, then went inside. two boxes of cat food. , find the salesman, his friends grandmother said: .
62. It was like The sold out you, You see, the last table to sell it on you. people think that gentleman is a waste of taste, so he walked next to a gentleman, pointing to the share of little mouse. while sick man to eat all the fans all spit back casserole. When he was there Fanwei endless time, that gentleman looked at with sympathy he said: The same is true ... ... to a beggar. boss said to him, Can you give me straws?
64. boss, the second airplane, the second motion sickness, non-stop vomiting. A bag full of spit, the boss had no choice but to get the bag, so he came back, I found that people are kept the whole machine vomiting. The boss asked why her second child said, a nun in the next watch, the first shot missed, the priest scolded: God to punish the bad language. Father wonder: Why is my curse, why nuns hack it? Then Zhiting sky came the voice of God: enough to win the World Cup, God said: Korea needs 50 years. South Korea coach burst into tears: I see the. God said: Japan needs 100 years. Japan coach burst into tears: I see the. Chinese coach quickly asked: us? God cry: I see the.
67. three little rabbits to a mushroom
collected two large to small, get some vegetables to eat with a small
I said I do not You go eat my mushrooms a
two large rest assured that it will not go to the little white rabbit went ~ ~ ~
six months later the rabbit also it did not come back a large back door I do not eat. Another big say it again and so on ~ ~ ~ one year later the white rabbit has not come back to discuss the two big so we do not have to eat it. Just then the little rabbit suddenly jumped out from the jungle next to that angry look! I know you want some of my mushroom
68. We say no tail, called the koala bear, and that We say not even a small penis bears called Bear? The answer is the mother bear, because there never was a mother bear a small penis.
69.'s class, the teacher playing a Beethoven tune
Xiao Hua Xiao-Ming asked: only squid.
squid ask him: you let me go, do not I eat baked ah.
man said: Yes, I ask you a few questions to test it.
very happy squid said: You test it you test it!
then put the squid to roast the man of the
71. Xiao Ming in a car accident lost a leg,
Xiaoming in a car accident and lost a leg < br>
another small car accident, another Ming lost his leg in a car accident
small out and lost his leg pain
it cry cry ah ah ah ~ cry ~ ~ ~ ~ very poor
fact Xiao Ming is a dog
72. One day, cook your stool to see a lump of black and white stool,
asked black large : Why are you so pretty long so white?
white stool was so angry!
He said: I'm not a stool! I am the ice cream!!!
73. There are times a hot day of playing mahjong, a sudden power failure, and had to buy a candle to continue fighting. After a half an hour, it can not stand the heat, one said: br>
74. college, I was studying just bought a cell phone, do the mobile cards, playing 1860 manual desk for a moment excited: Miss polite to the operator, said:
75 .. One day, a teacher took a group of adopted children to the mountains of fruit,
he announced:
set the time comes, all the children are gathered.
Teacher: the United States you do? br>
Amin:
doctor asked him: Who said that?
patient: God said.
heard here, suddenly jumped up next to a patient: I have never said that!
77. have a family, the whole family are very lazy. Dad called Mom housework, my mother did not want to do is called Sister, Sister do not want to call my sister, but her sister did not want to call the dog, one day, a guest house and found the dog in the housework, surprised. Q Dog: puppy, you will housework ah?! Dog: No way, they do not, call me ah. More surprise guests, you can talk!!! Dog: Hush! Keep it down, or they know that I will speak, will pick up the phone told me ...!!
78. Lele one day run go to the zoo to feed the monkeys ... monkeys eat peanuts threw a monkey ... but first peanuts into the bottom each time a chance to eat ... ... and then felt sick to Paoqu Wen Le principal ... why it that the monkey a strange move ㄋ ㄟ ... principal explained: because last year a man lost a large peach .. feed him the results of the sub sinking a large peach can not successfully discharge by the ass ... ... you so miserable that he killed he must first food into the bottom Liangliang Kan, confirmed to be pulled out only dare to eat ...
79. devil: I am? !
80. Once there was a white and a black cat, one day, fell into the water white cat, black cat saved it up, said something white on black cat
What does this sentence ...? ? ? ? ? A: meow ......
81. A small white rabbit hopped into the bakery and asked: :
next day, the rabbit hopped to the bakery,
third day, the rabbit hopped to the bakery, Today we have a hundred little bread!! ?
alarm people: my family.
Fire: My question is where?
alarm people: in the kitchen.
fire: I mean, how do we go?
warning people: You do not have fire it? !
83. coffee mugs and cups with crossing the road, this time for it, there was a grandfather, he exclaimed, the road, but the cup of water into the injection but was driven to the truck, I ask why? Because coffee has
84. two tomatoes, go shopping, A tomato suddenly going very fast, and the second pieces of tomato and asked: asked one. A tomato has not answered, so the second pieces of tomato asked again. A tomato has finally slowly turned around and said: We are not tomatoes? We can talk?
85. Xiao Ming and his fellow students to play the heart have guessed, hesitant confident and said: I know the Penguin.
87. three college students has been kidnapped. Bad guys tied him in the poles, and then asked him: say, Where are you from? You do not say to electrocution! Student A: I am a National Chiao Tung University, students B: I was Beijing University, students C: I am a TV (Power University)! The results were electrocuted .... the cold ~ ~ ~
88. Once there was a horse, into a bar and sat down the waiter to bar to find the bar a glass of wine, the waiter said: Your long face, ah ... ...
89. prisoners were executed, the poor quality of the bullets, fired the first shot did not go off, then they opened the second shot. . . The third gun. . . Then prisoners tears, holding the bailiff's thigh, said: Brother you strangle me! Too fucking scary .....
90. Three, with a test of marksmanship, wore a black man by a something as a target.
first person put in the black head an apple, then the position at a distance of 10 meters, Apple will be raising his hand broken by a shot, he blew a little gun, said: I'm Zorro!
second person put his head in a black cherry, and then at a distance of 50 meters away, raising his hand shot put the cherry broke, he blew a little gun, said: I'm007
third person in the head and put a little black sesame seeds, then place at a distance of 100 meters,cheap UGG boots, shot put, raising his hand broken by the black head, he blew a little gun said: I'm sorry
91. Wang working in the Personnel Department, 10th floor, a month ago, was transferred to the 9th floor to the executive branch of the ...... Today, the students call to the personnel Wang department to find him: things,UGGs, ah, ah I do not know how, not enough time to send him it? days into a beautiful home! Door, a look of wonder on her husband, said: through the night, suddenly saw a man came up to her with open arms, do embrace the like, is the front foot. man fell to the ground crying, and said: are the third block, and I bother anyone with the block home to the glass so hard to do?
94. This afternoon, a group of female colleagues to chat, and suddenly some people say I am not a man, I fire, I said, you said I'm not, I took to show you, girls laughed, one of the most cattle, and said, ah, I'll dig out ID cards come.
95. a little boy to the country and spend the holidays with his relatives. His relatives lived in a farm, children enjoy the play, see where many have never seen things. When he returned home, he put everything on the mother said. He said that left him impressed a sow with piglets.
sows do anything? Child said: ! 'is Han? too simple 'Yeah!
Then, my mother asked:
After punishment, the mother asked:
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vocational school students, said: I am a I'm white.
dark green jade said: My name is Jasper.
red jade said: My name is ruby.
beige jade said: you talk I go first
100. Jane Zhang said: called clean
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